Looking for a piccolo and viola player for a classical/hair metal music fusion band. Needs background in salsa, and drugs. Inspirations include Dragonforce, and Lizt. If you can play these twoo instruments simultaneously, we'll give you 3% of the profits instead of 2%. Come to the town square any time in the next week, with your istruments. We'll have some Guacamole and Subway sandwiches with humus but no chips.

• Location: Emmaus
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